MY GAME WITH NEPETA.

▲: YOu. YOu SITTING THERE. DOING NOTHING. WISHING I AM A CERTAIN SOMEBODY SO YOu CAN DO SOME EROTIC ROLEPLAYING WITH THEM. YOu'RE SO *NASTY*. I WILL PROMISE. YOu CAN STILL HAVE THE EROTIC FuN IN A PACKAGE. PLAY A GAME WITH ME.
▼: :33 < uh
▼: :33 < okay
▲: YES.
▼: :33 < what kind of game? :33
▲: WHAT IS YOuR PROFESSION?
▲: WHAT IS IT THAT YOu ARE ABLE TO DO WELL?
▼: :33 < hmm i can hunt very well!
▼: :33 < and im a purfessional shipper X33
▲: SHIPPING. YES, EXACTLY WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
▼: :33 < i guess i usually dont do the erotic stuff though :PP
▼: :33 < h33h33 yay!
▲: WELL, YOu WOuLD IF I TOLD YOu I AM GOING TO KILL MY SISTER IF YOu DO NOT PLAY!
▼: :33 < oh no!
▼: :33 < whats a sister??
▲: WHAT. MY SISTER. MY SIBLING.
▲: CLOSER THAN A MOIRAIL.
▼: :33 < hmm. arent we all siblings?
▼: :33 < oh well! anyways dont kill her!
▲: THEN LET'S PLAY.
▼: :33 < why would you kill her?? im going to play with you!!
▲: TELL ME A SHIP.
▲: WHO ARE THE MOST SHIPPABLE THINGS IN YOuR uNIVERSE??
▼: :33 < h33h33 my furiends!
▼: :33 < i ship all of them all the time, i even have a wall for it X33
▲: WALK AROuND AND POINT AT A RANDOM SHIP.
▲: THEN WRITE ME AN EROTIC FANFICTION ABOuT IT.
▲: SOMETHING *NASTY*.
▼: :33 < uhh okay
▼: :33 < if you say so
▼: :33 < hmm lets go with aradia/sollux
▲: OKAY.
▼: :33 < does it have to be erotic?
▲: LET uS START IT OFF SIMPLE.
▲: I WILL TELL YOu WHAT I WANT THEM TO DO.
▼: :33 < i usually write fluff
▼: :33 < okay!
▲: MAKE THE SOLLuX BEING ADMIT HIS LOVE TO THE ARADIA BEING.
▼: :33 < h33h33 ok!! give me a second
▲: GOOD. I AM JUST *BEGGING* FOR THIS.
▲: JuST* ]]
▼: :33 < sollux looked into aradia's eyes, his own golden orbs full of longing. "ii have 2omethiing two admiit two you," he said.
▲: GOOD GOOD. MAKE HIS EYES GLITTER.
▼: :33 < aradia looked at him with concern and opened her mouth to say something. sollux's eyes glittered with red and blue light as he moved forward and silenced her with a kiss
▲: YES.
▲: MAKE HER STROKE HIS HAIR. *EROTIC*
▼: :33 < (h33h33 this is purretty tame actually!)
▼: :33 < aradia moved her soft fingers through the yellowblood's hair, f33ling every velvet strand move through her palm
▼: :33 < (is that erotic enough??)
▲: OH YES. I AM JuST **DYING** FROM THE PLEASuRE.
▲: MAKE HER SAY SHE LOVES HIM.
▼: :33 < they pulled apart for just a moment, long enough for them to look into each others eyes and for aradia to gasp, "i love you, sollux"
▲: YES. NOW, WHAT IS THE SOLLuX BEINGS FAVOuRITE FOOD?
▲: MAKE THE ARADIA GIRL FEED IT TO HIM.
▲: ALL OVER HIS LIPS.
▼: :33 < uhh honey i guess. ok!
▼: :33 < aradia had brought a jar of his favorite honey, which she pulled out. she took a delightful spoonful of it and brought it to solluxs lips. he lapped it up from the spoon, some of the honey overflowing and pouring down his face
▲: NO NO NO. MAKE HER RuB IT ON HIS FACE.
▼: :33 < aradia took another spoonful and spread the golden treat all across his face (??)
▲: MAKE HIM TELL HER HOW DELICIOuS THE HONEY IS.
▲: [[ let me take a quick piss. ]]
▼: ((heh all right))
▲: [[ back. ]]
▼: :33 < "aradiia," he whispered through the honey as he licked his lips, "thii2 ii2 2o deliiciiou2." "shh," she shushed him, and kissed him again.
▲: YES. NOW MAKE HER RECITE A HAIKu ABOuT HIS HORNS.
▼: X33 < *the kitty has to admit that she's not good at poetry but she'll try!*
▲: KEEP GOING AT IT. YOu ARE CLOSE TO WINNING.
▼: :33 < "your horns are double/twice to represent your love/majestic like you"
▼: ((damn that doesn't even make any sense. XD))
▲: GOOD ENOuGH.
▼: :33 < what do i get when i win? :33
▲: YOu WIN, CATGIRL.
▲: YOu GET NOTHING.
▼: :33 < yay!
▼: :33 < aww
▲: EXCEPT MY SISTER MAY LIVE ANOTHER DAY.
▼: :33 < that was fun though X33
▼: :33 < good!!! why do you want to kill her anyways?
▲: THAT IS NONE OF YOuR CONCERN.
▲: YOu WON/
▲: NOW, GOODBYE.